This has happened and you know it

• College guy: *opens door* YEOH JAYSUS
• Roomate: *fapfapfap* uhhh....
• College guy: DUDE, I'M GONE
• Roomate: *fapfapfap* nah, you might as well jsut stay, I'm about to blow it anyway
• College guy: ...I hate you SO MUCH AND.....What the? IS THAT A HORSE!?
• Roomate: *fapfapfap*um...which answer will make you hate me less
• College guy: The one where you end up leaving
• Roomate: *fapfap-**spurt*
• College guy: O_o *poinbting at door* get out
• PS: this is based on Brentalfloss' "The roomate song"